
Drink Menu
Our cocktails use freshly squeezed juices & specialty house syrups. If you have any allergies, please let us know.

NAVIGATOR'S COURSE
$11
Saturn
A gin based drink that features our own falernum and orgeat blends. Add some passion fruit and send your taste buds into orbit!
$11
$12
Malekula
Tuaca, coconut and gold rums, brandy, and fresh juices make this drink one of Vanuatu’s greatest exports!
$12
$12
Ancient Rite
Rum,coconut and cardamom mixes for an unusually refreshing cocktail.
$12
$11
Navy Grog
Old Blue Eyes’ favorite tiki cocktail, you’ll be singing the praises of this potent blend of rums, grapefruit and lime.
$11
$8
Dark & Stormy
To celebrate successfully navigating the dangerous storm that brought us to this island, the 4 Kahunas broke out their favorite Gosling’s rum and ginger beer from the lovely island of Bermuda!
$8
$11
Three-Hour Tour
Dark rum, Peach Schnapps, cranberry, and orange juice. As discovered by the crew of the S.S. Pinnow
$11
$11
Lady Angelica
A citrus-forward cocktail. Rum makes it wild, sherry makes it sophisticated, and passion fruit makes it, well... fun!
$11
CAPTAIN'S FAVORITES
$11
Cobra Fang
Absinthe and Overproof rum give this drink its distinctive “bite”
$11
$11
Canadian Castaway
Canadian whiskey, imported maple syrup, and falernum. Great North meets Tropical and it’s all aboot the flavor, eh?
$11
$12
The Kahuna Pearl Diver
A blend of aged demerara and other rums, add some juices then finish it with our secret gardenia blend and you have a real treasure.
$12
$11
Mai Tai “Royale”
An update on the original, this is a bit smoother. That makes for a great start to a longer night of fun here on the island!
$11
$11
Blackbeard’s Ghost
Arrrh! Demerara rum, orange juice, lemon juice, special spices, and apricot liquior. Try to drink one and NOT speak like a pirate, we dare you!
$11
$11
Headhunter
Dark rum, cinnamon and banana liqueurs, blended until frozen. “I’m gettin’ off this island and I’m takin’ my head with me!” -The Captain
$11
$11
The Tiki Torch
Created by and named after North Texas’ own exotica band. Like its namesake Tiki Torches, this drink is fresh, unique, and fun! A blend of dark rum, lime, and orange flavors with a splash of soda.
$11
FIRSTMATE'S CHOICES
$11
Brain Child
Light Rum, melon liqueur, blue curaçao, pineapple and lime. Inspired by the legendary Evil Brain himself!
$11
$11
20/70 Swizzle
Hailing from Smuggler’s Cove in San Francisco, Martin Cate’s delicious rum-based cocktail will wow you with its complex flavors.
$11
$11
Kahuna Painkiller
4 Kahunas’ version of this creamy coconut classic with Navy rum. A perfect way to fix any day!
$11
$12
Yellow Rose
A little taste of home, thanks to the Kahuna’s stash of Texas whiskey, rum, fresh juices and our own 4k mix,
$12
$11
Blue Hawaiian
This classic drink is bright in both color and flavor, and will have you singing like Elvis in no time.
$11
$12
Chief Lapu Lapu
Orange and lemon juices combine with light and dark rums for this classic cocktail. Named after the Filipino chief who killed the Spanish explorer Magellan, the only thing it will kill is a boring evening!
$12
$14
Zombie
4 juices, 3 rums, Absinthe and bitters. A couple of these may give you that “zombie walk”, so watch out!
$14
$11
Missionary’s Downfall
This blended cocktail of light rum, peach, lime, and mint is one of the more tempting concoctions on the island.
$11
CHAPLAIN'S SPIRITS
$11
Mai Tai “1944”
Trader Vic Bergeron’s original tiki treat is the drink every fan should try. You’re likely to try a second!
$11
$12
Tropical Itch
Bourbon, Dark Rum and Passion Fruit are just what’s needed to scratch that tropical itch. A classic from ’57!
$12
$10
Rum Old-Fashioned
Only the finest rums and bitters go into this twist on a classic bourbon Old-Fashioned.
$10
$6.50 ($3)
Kahuna Cup!
Kahuna CP’s version of a small slice of paradise. A soft serve Pineapple Dole Whip with a splash of our favorite dark rum (or served virgin style).
$6.50 ($3)
$12
3 Dots and a Dash
The Kahunas may not have been here on the island in 1945, but the sign for Victory was heard ‘round the world! They and the islanders continue to celebrate with this amazing rum concoction garnished with the signature cherries and pineapple that give it its name.
$12
$11
Pirate’s Port
A port drink dressed up with rum, passion fruit and tea. Because a pirate has to have it tastier than a land-lubber.
$11
$11
Jet Pilot
The Kahunas learned this recipe from a pilot who “found” his way to the island unexpectedly. This fiery concoction was inspired as they pulled the unlucky chap from the wreckage of his plane, where his first words were, “Bring me a strong drink!”
$11
CREW PICKS
$12
Suffering Siren
A Tequila based libation with pineapple, Allspice and lime. Options are to sub in Mezcal and a fire tincture for an extra bite! We call that the Werewolf Watusi.
$12
$11
MeiLuLu
A beautiful exotic mix of peach, Gin and Ginger Beer.
$11
$11
Kahuna Hurricane
You think Ike and Katrina left an impression? Try Kris’ version of this delicious classic. It’ll blow you away!
$11
$12
Golden Monkey
Golden Rum, Banana, Mango, Orange and Creme
$12
CANNON BALLS!
(Tiki Shooters)
(Tiki Shooters)
$6
Tiki Touch
Gin, Juice and Falernum
$6
$6
Cannibal’s Kiss
Pineapple, Passion Fruit and OFTD
$6
$6
Blue Lagoon
Vodka, OJ, and Blue Curacao
$6
SEARCH PARTY SPECIALTIES
(Group Drinks 3–4 people)
(Group Drinks 3–4 people)
$28
Scorpion Bowl
This is one scorpion you WANT to find on your table! Brandy, light rum, orgeat, and fruit juices have just the right sting.
$28
$36
Volcano Bowl
Sharing this tasty blend of fruit juices, Demerara, Jamaican, Puerto Rican, and gold rums is no sacrifice! Make sure you pay tribute to the island’s volcano goddess or risk her wrath...
$36
$36
Release the Kraken!
Spiced and white rums, banana, orgeat, and fruit juices. You and your friends can fend off the Kraken together.
$36
SUNDRIES
(Our ship’s stores held more than rum!)
(Our ship’s stores held more than rum!)
$3
Island Snacks
Spicy Volcano mix or mild Fertility Offering
$3
Various
Merch
Ask your server about t-shirts, stickers, pens, pins, patches etc.
Various
$15 – $70
Mugs from
If you want to take a little of our island home with you ask your server about a mug purchase.
$15 – $70
Mocktails
(Non-Alcoholic Specialties)
For the designated pilot, or those who just want a little less kick, blends of fresh fruit juices, syrups and spices are available. Let your bartender know what you like!